Hilarious PHOTOS: 'Average Rob' photoshops himself into celebrities’ lives

Meet Robert Van Impe, also known as Average Rob, a self-described 'mediocre dude' from Belgium who happens to be anything but mediocre at Photoshop.

The digital artist and comedian, who holds a Master's degree in Advertising and Marketing from Coventry University and works as a (sort of) journalist for Belgian comedy magazine Humo, has unleashed yet another wave of hilarious 'encounters' with celebrities on the Internet, and they look just convincing enough to be real.

We Use Prostitutes To Get Information – Notorious Armed Robbers Confess

​The police has arrested some notorious armed robbers identified as Monday Otupa, a 27-year-old commercial bus driver based in Benue State, Joseph Oriyan, 27, Basil Fabian 39 and Mike Onazi, 34.

They all were arrested for armed robbery and car snatching in different parts of Nigeria.


According to TheNation, some of the suspects who are from Benue State come to Abuja and Lagos, to snatch cars to Port Harcourt to sell.

One of the gang members named Joseph (Joe) who has been arrested more than three times in his confession said: “We used women prostitute to get information on how police are looking for us and the position of the victims after the operation. .

We used to sleep in hotels that are not well patronized and located in a remote area and at times the owners of the hotels and their staff assist us with information and private accommodation for which we pay special money.”

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“I Am Attracted To Intelligent Men”- Ebonyi Lawmaker, Maria Ude Nwachi Says

​The popular member of the Ebonyi state house of Assembly, revealed on her Facebook page the most important thing she looks for in a man. 

She wrote:



“I’M ATTRACTED TO INTELLIGENCE. Don’t get me wrong, a perfectly crafted body will certainly get my attention, but I’ll get bored with it. I will always do. I need you to outsmart me. Make me feel like I could learn from you, grow with you. Do that and you can have me forever.”

Ex-Chelsea Doctor, Eva Carniero Reveals Her Football Hatred After Jose Mourinho Beef

​Remember Eva Carniero, the former Chelsea football club doctor who fell out with Jose Mourinho in 2015 following her treatment of player, Eden Hazard during a match? 

The doctor has now come out after a long silence to reveal that she felt disillusioned with football after her incident with Jose Mourinho and court case with Chelsea, and that she has rejected so many football offers after she left the club.

‘If I am honest I found it hard to watch football for a year,’ she told L’Equipe. ‘The 2016 Champions League final (between Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid) was the only game I was able to sit and watch last year.’I dealt with the period as well as I could. It was a shock at a time I should have been happy because I was about to marry my husband, go on honeymoon and enjoy our new home. One day I came home and said “I have to resign”.’

She also had a warning for clubs who put their players life at risk all in the name of entertainment.

‘Footballers cannot be modern gladiators, they cannot be fed to and eaten by lions in the name of entertainment at whatever cost to their life, their career and their future,’ she said.’I fiercely believed and passionately fought for the teams and managers I have worked for and this leads to the best work,’ she said.’But I am disillusioned that football does not seem to want to improve itself or learn from its mistakes.’

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“Nnamdi Kanu Is In London; He Fled Through Malaysia” – Orji Uzor Kalu Reveals

​Former governor of Abia State, Orji Uzor Kalu has said leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB), Nnamdi Kanu is currently in London.

Kalu revealed this in an interview he granted Sunday Punch, adding that he does not know about the whereabouts of Nnamdi Kanu’s parents.



He said contrary to what has been fed to the public so far, the military did not take Kanu and his parents away.

Orji Uzor Kalu told Sunday Punch:

“Kanu was not taken away by the military. Kanu went to Malaysia from where he travelled to the United Kingdom. Nnamdi Kanu is in London right now as we speak.

“He was not arrested by anybody. He left the country on his own.

One of his relations has spoken to me and explained everything because I wanted to see him and talk to him wherever he was and see how I could meet some Federal Government officials on his issue.

“I also wanted to see ways of talking to the President about him, and find common ground but his family told me that he has left the country, unless they are lying to me.

“I believe, whether he had left the country or not, he is not with the military because I asked the Commander of the 14 Brigade, Brigadier General A.K Ibrahim, who is a very fine and good soldier, well educated and dedicated, and he told me that they don’t know his whereabouts and I am sure, the Department of State Services have the same information.

“I also visited the Commissioner of Police and he said he didn’t know his whereabouts and that they are also looking for him.”

On the whereabouts of Kanu’s parents, Kalu told Sunday Punch:

“I don’t know.

“I visited them in December last year and I was not impressed with the discussion I had with the father and the mother because I expected them to have acted better.

“Since then, I have not visited them.

“I feel that they have not impressed me because they ignored my advice to them to talk to their son on the need to stay at home and avoid public outings. I said his people can continue to carry their flags around but that they should not disturb anybody again.

“They have a right to express themselves but that such rights should be within the limits of our constitution.
They have the right to carry Biafran flags but they should do so within the limits of the constitution. Once your activities are within the limits of the law, you are in order.

“You cannot carry Biafra flags and be stopping vehicles and smashing their windscreens.

“You cannot carry Biafra (flags) and be raping young girls, you also cannot carry Biafra (flags) and be assembling young men every day.

“These are people who have no job and after doing that, they will go and engage in kidnapping or they will go and do armed robbery while some will go and do other things to make money.

“Hunger is a very terrible thing.

“The traders in the market have warned them to stop the nonsense they are doing. Why should you be extorting money from people in the name of Biafra agitation?

“They are extorting money from people in the market against their will.

“If the federal and state governments continue to watch and allow all these things to continue, there will be chaos in the state.

If Kanu had not proved stubborn but listened to advice and kept to the rules of the court, we won’t be where we are now.”

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9-years after, OJ Simpson Has Been Released On Parole From A Jail In Nevada

Former US football star and actor OJ Simpson has been released on parole after nine years in a Nevada jail.

He had been serving time for armed robbery, assault with a deadly weapon and 10 other charges over a 2007 confrontation at a Las Vegas hotel.

Simpson was approved for early parole release in a board hearing in July. In 1995 he was infamously acquitted of the murder of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goodman.

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#NigeriaAt57: Happy Independence Day & Happy New Month

Here's wishing Nigeria and all Nigerians home and abroad a Happy 57th Independence Day!

And wishing errbody a happy new month too!

Welcome to the month of October (my birth month, YAY, my birthday is on the 20th of October) 👍👏💃!!!
God bless us all.
Toyeen B. xo